Friday, 26 June 2009

Michael Jackson

Jackson's ghost has been spotted in various childrens hospitals, looks like he's still putting the willies up the nations youngsters

Whats the difference between Fergie and Jacko? Fergie will be playing giggs in august

He wanted to be cremated but since he was 80% plastic the goverment said he had to be recycled

Just phoned the Ticketmaster line about getting a refund on my Michael Jackson tickets, they told me to beat it

Michael Jackson did manage a brief whisper to paramedics on his way to hospital....."Put me in the childrens ward"



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